If you haven't seen it, check out the video of a drunk Russian guy trying to get past a fence. First, he tries to squeeze through the bars, but doesn't fit. Then he tries to scale it, but he's too hammered.
Then a minute-and-a-half in, a kid walks by . . . and goes through a big HOLE in the fence that's about 10 feet away. (Search for "The Futility of Existence Video." The kid walks through at 1:38.)