If you haven't seen it, check out the video of a drunk Russian guy trying to get past a fence.  First, he tries to squeeze through the bars, but doesn't fit.  Then he tries to scale it, but he's too hammered.

 

 

Then a minute-and-a-half in, a kid walks by . . . and goes through a big HOLE in the fence that's about 10 feet away.  (Search for "The Futility of Existence Video."  The kid walks through at 1:38.)